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April Twitters

Cheap & easy blog update posting thing… a few typos fixed…

# If I don’t respond to something app-related on FB (in an @andrewluke manner), nothing personal, just slightly allergic to apps. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck

# Too Much Information: dog accident @ back-end + bowl & sponge = lots of fun. But it wasn’t major. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck

# But of course that’s okay, because I happen to be very picky indeed. #singlebutveryparticular about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck

# So I mention being single and I’m actually not being hit on by hundreds of people. Huff. #single #desperate #needstogetalifeverybadly about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck

# Nice, dull, windy day, wot. And me, trying to hone my non-existent small-talk skills. How are you? Fine, how are you? Think I’m improving. 5:44 PM Apr 5th via TweetDeck

# What’s an iPad anyway? I can’t afford one, ergo I think they’re shit. #ipad #ipadsareshit 10:35 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Fave boots in moderately pitiful condition & no money for new ones. Footwear crisis thing. #oldboot #poverty 9:29 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Drying from a shower. Toying with Too Much Information concept. Just the kind of mood I’m in. 8:25 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# I haven’t worn my David Bowie Is God badge for about three years. It’s a sign of the times, I tell ya. 7:36 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Anagram of Tori Amos = Roti Soma. Bread and wine, kinda. I’m having a religious experience. #toriamos #toomuchtimeonmyhands #mysticism 6:57 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Belly full but heart empty. Ou vont les fleurs? 5:06 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Continuing stylish eating habits, it could well be a cheese sandwich on the menu, bubbas. 4:26 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# We both know it was a girl… #toriamos 4:25 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# All hail Ishtar. May the spring bring much love and regrowth. But no war, please. #paganism #patriarchymyass 3:19 PM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Well, should I walk the dog at 2.30am? I haven’t done that for ages. It’s very rock ‘n’ roll in this house, ya know. 2:34 AM Apr 4th via TweetDeck

# Hm, Dr Who — I’m trying to care. Someone tell me if I should care. #drwho #sfblah #mattsmithwrotemanicminer 2:00 PM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck

# I’m not sure if my official alter-ego is Halloween Jill (c 2004) or Bette Noir anymore. This secret identity thing’s tricky. 1:26 PM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck

# In case you wondered, did try for Walpurgis birthday on both kids but missed the mark twice. Very hard to be exact on such things. 12:55 PM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck

# My daughter — you guessed it — Lenore, has her eighth birthday on April 17th. You’re all invited to the party. Being miserable mandatory. 12:52 PM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck

# My son, Montressor, turns six today! …………APRIL FOOL! …… fcuk, two days late. Must be true, then! Happy bday, Monty! 12:49 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck

# Eggs on toast. I’m dining in style tonight! 10:35 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Itchy calf + boots still on from being out earlier = spoiling Keep Boots on in House Mojo. Bah. 8:07 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Finally caught Rescue Dawn (2005); one of the better Viet Nam flicks, Werner Herzog scores. Wanna see his new ones soon… 6:08 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Serious Dept: Maybe I’ll do some new drawing soon. The world swoons. Aw, you’re all jealous of the beauty-talent-brains combo. 5:17 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Thunderbird mailboxes wibbling again. Why did I believe the hype? 5:04 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Anyhow, finding it daytime warm enuff 2 have window open today. Was a total icebox in here last nite. (Heater broken too.) 4:43 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Not happy to see my stunningness rendered so badly. People might think I ming. 4:29 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Using Tweetdeck (I often don’t), note that it shows my Twit avatar in all its beauty but somehow warps my FB one into an Acromegalic state. 4:27 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# I don’t Tweet my status enough. It’s that I’m tired of being single on top of not having a job or money. (Facebook: ignore at leisure.) 4:12 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Redundancy Dept: Lettuce, Jalapenos and Eels. 4:34 AM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Optimism Dept: I’m going to get a job and have a small windfall next week. 4:27 AM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck

# Delusion Dept: I’m going to get drunk and have sex this weekend. 4:23 AM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck]]>