I did buy some office-friendly clothes today, including a shirt. The venue was H&M. I usually buy stuff from M&S, since we have food from there, but they’re pricey. H&M are cheaper, although their displays are appallingly untidy and disordered. And the clothes are quite dirty in some cases; they had a pale blue shirt I might have bought had they not all been mingingly filthy and creased… okay, they can be washed and ironed, but that’s not the point.
If this sounds like I’m planning to get an office job, well, I’m not. Not really. It would entirely upset my long-term image as an arty-farty anarchist. I’m merely being… pragmatic.
Although, if there are any design/publishing places out there in the Birmingham area who could use an extra someone who knows how to operate Quark and Photoshop, by all means drop me a line! I need flexible hours, maybe part-time, but obviously, I’m a creative genius, so I’m well worth it. This stunning Web site is clear testimony to that. Um, yes.