Hmmm… I haven’t mentioned search engine requests for a while, but now the new domain is disseminated far and wide, they’re starting to pop up more often once more. I won’t list every single request–I’ll just make comments on some of ’em:
big brother breasts chrissie
My name is indeed Chrissie, but I don’t have big brother breasts. Or even little brother ones. Just plain little ones, really…
tim henman’s father
I’m not Tim’s dad, either. Sorry.
shoplifting strip search
I have no experience of this, although I was once accused of shoplifting and thought it actually might happen for an awful moment.
0800dial sucks
Well, yes.
‘Nuff said.